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Room 312, late Monday afternoon
Camille was napping on Dinah's pillow, and Dinah was determinedly *not* thinking about Graduation and losing her roomie. (WAH!) She'd had a good work-out in the salle that morning, and fun talking to Lacey at lunch... now it was time to get onto her own personal research project.

No, not the one about how to become a private investigator. The other one.

[ooc: eventually a link drop. Expecting one person, but open before her arrival]

"Squirrels!" Francine squeaked as she was pulled. "Well, okay, so they can't turn invisible I think so nevermind. You do?"

That might have been about the cookies or the knowing where to start.

"Shhhhh!" Dinah looked around checked under her bed, then Chad's, and said, "Camille will chase them off!" Her kitten kept sleeping cutely, contradicting that, but it was a hope. Handing over the cookie tin, Dinah dragged an extra chair over to the computer, and sat down, gulping.

"Amazon dot com. See, it's not sleazy! It's books!" Dinah took a huge sip of her soda, and took a breath. "Okay. Um. Erotica? Sex? I mean. What's the most-- um. Useful category, here?"

Francine eeped. "Ummmmm. Like I know? I guess ...sex?"

"Right!" Dinah laughed a little nervously, then lowered her voice. "Duh. Sex!" She typed it in to the 'search books' line, and waited 1.1 seconds. Then blinked.

"Oh, wow. That's... um."

Waaaay more than she'd expected.

Francine sort of peeked at the screen while not peeking while totally peeking. "Tickle his...ohmiGOD!" She flailed a hand towards it while covering her eyes with the other.

Dinah's eyes got even more huge as she gaped at the list. "'Ride 'Em Cowgirl'? 'Blow Him Away'?! Wait, wait, isn't there a beginner's section?" She turned bright, bright red, still staring at the screen. "I, I dunno, maybe this is the wrong..."

She paused, and typed in 'beginner sex.' "No one's going to know!"

Francine carefully uncovered her eyes. "Oh good. The Beginner's Guide to GROUP Se--ohmiGOD."

The invisible squirrels were probably going to be hearing that phrase a lot tonight.

Dinah flailed, eliciting a massive keysmash that changed the page again, to one that made her meep rather loudly. "Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife? What! What! How?!" She took a breath, then another one, then realized she was about to hyperventilate, which came out as, "No no no no no!"

"How would they know?" Confusion cut through the flail like a dull knife through... hot butter. Or something.

"I--" Dinah paused thoughtfully. "Have no idea? I mean. Maybe it's a medium, or a channeler, writing the book after talking to ghosts, but then wouldn't they already know how to, with other dead people...." Her eyes got huge. "Unless it's not sex with other dead people!"

"Please tell me they mean sex with, you know, ghosts, and not sex with..." Francine couldn't even finish the sentence. "Ewwwewwewewewewewewewewewwwwww."

"EW!" Dinah almost-shrieked. Oh, great. Now she was embarrassed and grossed out.

"Okay, no no no, back up, um." She put her hands to her face, and said, "Sex. Lack of experience." She paused, and muttered, "Not typing virgin in there, who knows what we'd get." She gulped, and typed in:

No Experience

Then paused, staring. "I don't think that's it."

"I think that's for people who don't want to experience it," Francine said, eying the cover of the first book. "Ever."

"Okay. Okay." Dinah took a breath. "Start over. Sex. Books." She typed that in, then blinked. "Oh. Oh! Um." She looked sideways at Francine. "That looks helpful." She frowned. "If a little insulting."

"Amazing Sex for Dingba-- Heeeeey."

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